Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?
Since the sell by date wasn’t for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like “i’m not sure you want to take them out of the bag” and he did and a passing manager was just like “That looks like a bomb, I’m just gonna take it to the back” and was off like a shot.
Okay but seriously, if you have a package of food like this or especially if you have a can that is bulging like this, it is literally full of poison, do not open it and absolutely positively do not eat it under any circumstances.
Any food packaging that is bulging has to be considered unsafe to eat. A lot of people who might be living on their own for the first time don’t know what that looks like, and this is a really, really extreme example, but yeah if the top of a can has become slightly domed from internal pressure that’s going to kill you, don’t eat it.
i cant tell if its funnier that theres an overlap between “tonetag user” and “person who uses slurs derogatorily”, or that you had to specify it was negative
read somewhere “jujutsu kaisen is where the people desperately try to make the world a better place for their loved ones and fail miserably” and oh boy do i fucking agree with this
The fact that many non radical feminists don’t see the issue in every single thing having to be ‘sexy’? ‘Cellulite is sexy, unibrows are sexy, big thighs are sexy’ etc etc etc. A whole rhetoric based on fuckability being the only reason to accept your body is not the answer!
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